the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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