Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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