I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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