i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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