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what?
penguin condom
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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