Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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