And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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