NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he puts the penis in happiness.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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