is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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