We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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