I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Randomize