now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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