i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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