i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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