Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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