Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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