Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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