I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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