Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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