Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize