i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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