Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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