The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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