Im at strip club and am horny
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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