farters have to be the big spoon...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize