I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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