just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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