16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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