Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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