Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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