My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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