The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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