We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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