drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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