so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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