Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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