I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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