They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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