When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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