question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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