How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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