I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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