We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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