I heard we made out
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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