We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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