this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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