I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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