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i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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