I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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