just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Party on wayne
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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