YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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