Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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