I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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