its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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