I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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