I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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