Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
